Josh's Poem Page!
Welcome to Josh's poem page. Josh loves writing poems, and he wanted me to create this site specially for his poems. He did make one up about trains and I have put it on this site! If you would like a poem written specially for you, you can send an email to jackandjosh@fadmail.co.uk. We cannot guarantee that you will get your poem done by Josh. If it is really good, Josh might decide to put it on!
Finally I have got the poems from Josh, and here are 7 of his best yet. Keep checking the page for new poems. Also Josh would like to say that his train poem is not very good - and he only did it for Simon and me. ENJOY!
Trains
Trains are good, trains are fun,
They are better than lying in the sun.
There are green ones, blue ones, black and red
You will always think of them in your bed.
Some have names and some have not,
People like them a lot and a lot.
It's a very good way to travel around England,
The drivers always help with their handy hands.
Smiley faces
Smiley faces, smiley faces,
I smile when I'm chasing aces.
When I run, jump and sing,
I want to sing ding a ling ding.
Smiley faces, smiley faces,
On TV I watch chases.
Eating chocolate makes me laugh,
But it also makes me feel very daft.
Hooray! Hooray! When I win,
But when I'm angry I throw things in the bin.
I like to cheer up when I play footy,
Something's flying - oh! That’s my booty!
Poems, Poems and Poems
Poems make me feel so fine,
Poems I read all the time -
They're happy, sad and very silly,
I write them about my good friend Billy.
They make up stories or tell you something,
It just goes in your head with a great big bing.
You can make your poem really funny,
About a little tortoise and a bunny.
Animals
Animals can be big and small,
Black and white,
Short and tall.
They can be lots and lots of colours,
Like the hair of my teenage brothers.
They can do all sorts of things,
Bees make you have bad stings.
Reptiles, Amphibians, and mammals too,
Animals always have something to do.
Under water or in the air,
Some of these animals give you a scare.
Animals are sometimes slow or fast,
The rare ones can always make you gasp.
Jimmy Joker
A little boy called Jimmy Joker,
Was nicknamed nasty Jimmy Poker.
All the time he would poke, poke, poke,
It's worse than the time at school where he brought some Coke.
He was very bad, and very glad,
Jimmy got the world record for making people sad.
But when he wasn't allowed to buy some sweets,
He would lie on the floor and start to weep.
But Jimmy's mother knew what to do,
She lay down beside him and cried too.
Jimmy said "what are you doing - you're embarrassing me",
He was so embarrassed, he turned red suddenly.
From now on Jimmy was very good,
Doing a lot of good things, just the way he should.
This time when Jimmy couldn't have any sweets,
He didn't do anything and didn't make a peep.
The Disco
At the disco, we all danced with joy,
When people were dancing, they looked like a toy.
The were years 6 and 5 boys and 6 and 5 girls,
Some of who were wearing pearls.
Many people were buying sweets,
A lot of them I'd seen down some street.
The songs were all different, like classic, rock and pop,
And the people who danced couldn't stop.
Mr Food
Mr Food was an obese man,
He eats too much chocolate and he likes ham.
He can't walk or even crawl,
Being stuck on a sofa couldn't be good at all.
But when he stuffed his hand in a packet of crisps,
He thought it said to him: eat some fruit and don't eat chips.
So all the time he ate things that are healthy,
He was so fit, he turned very wealthy.
So this is the end of my little rhyme,
Think of how you eat all the time.
Don't be obese like Mr Food,
And do not ever be in a bad mood.
The Storm
The sea was as calm as a cat lying in the sun,
We were swaying in the breeze and having a lot of fun.
It was all nice and peaceful until somebody said,
"Abandon ship, Abandon ship" whilst I was lying in my bed.
I was wondering and wondering and running about,
All I could do was scream and shout.
I ran to get a life jacket to help me live,
It made me cry, and I wanted to help and give.
I jumped into the water and saw the disaster,
Everyone was in the sea, even the master.
I tried to help him but he said to me,
"Swim, swim - get out of the sea."
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